NZ: A - SD: Talking to fans

Nazi Zombies: Alternate

Side stories: Talking to the fans

Tank Dempsey was sitting on the ground his eyes closed and legs crossed. Believe it or not it was a relaxation pose Takeo and Aiko introduced him too. Saying something crap like 'You're temper will be the death of us!' or 'Keep yourserf calm or we sharr beat your ass into oblivion!'

Sighing Tank opened his eyes and gazed to his left. His blue eyes widening when he saw an audience staring at him. He blinked and slowly got to his feet.

"Uh... Hi?" He gave them an uncertain wave. "I guess you guys are the fans that have been giving Spy' some questions right?"

Getting some nods and murmurs that strangely sounded like 'No I'm just hear for you my lovely Tank!' Dempsey resisted the urge to shudder, fan-girls, the bane of all that's awesome.

"Right! Um... Let's see here." Tank reached into his pocket and pulled out a sheet of paper. "Right for those who were waiting for an update to 'Nazi Zombies: Alternate – Side Stories' Spyash2 wanted to say-"

"I think I'll spare you the need to tell them Tank!" An almost cheerful voice said from behind the marine. Dempsey turned his head so fast that you'd think he had hurt himself.  

A teenage boy with dark brown hair, a small beard, and blue eyes stood tall with his arms crossed. He wore a light grey jumper, black track-suit bottoms and black trainers. Dempsey guessed he was somewhere over six foot, his weight was some what average.

"Hey pervy man! I don't like it when another guys check me out." The boy said in mock disgust. Although there was a massive smile on his face as he said it.

"Right!" The boy shouted suddenly, making everyone in close vicinity jump. "In case you faggots didn't know by now, I am the infamous Spyash2! Both here on Fanfiction and on Deviantart." The boy now known as Spyash2 exclaimed proudly.

Tank gave the boy a blank stare before the words registered in his mind.

"Wait a minute..." Growled the short tempered man. "Are you the one who was causing all this bull shit? The fan girl chase? Me ending up in another fucking dimension? All of that?"

Spyash2 gave Dempsey an amused grin. "Actually the fan girl chase in 'Dempsey's worst nightmare' was inspired from another story I read a few years ago. Can't really remember what it was called now anyway."  The boy went into a thinking pose,

"As for you going to another dimension - slash - alternate reality that was actually dumpaling's idea. It was meant to be an 'explanation' on how the girls got to your universe in her 'magic' comic, since she never give them any background information. Until I did the 'Nazi Zombies: Alternate' story." Spyash2 explained with an uncaring shrug. "But the names 'Laura, Aiko, Erika and Natasha' was all me. I gave Dumpaling's gender-bender versions of you guys a background story and some names, and the result was they became even more famous. Everyone wins!"

"So you basically made Dumpaling's creations even more famous than before? How?"

Spyash gave Dempsey a look that practically said 'Are you frickin' serious?' "I'm a story writer on not one but TWO websites dude. I used to write stories about SPYRO the frickin' dragon when I was little! I nearly have one hundred watchers on Deviantart and god knows how many on Fanfiction!" Spyash2 turned to the audience and gave them an apologetic smile. "Sorry guys but as you know by now this isn't a story update, more like a... Status update."

Hearing the audience groan in disappointment Spyash2 motioned them to settle down. Dempsey seemed pleased by all this. If this wasn't a chapter to the story then there is some hope for him left.

"Anyway, I've gotten some messages from my fans and they were asking me for an update lately. And I'm sorry guys but, I'm busy as hell lately. College is a massive pain in the ass for my story time, so that's one problem explained."

Dempsey gave the Author a calculative look. "'One problem explained?' You mean there are more than one?"

"Yep!" The author chirped gleefully. "The other problem isn't really a problem. More like a... outside interference."

"Isn't that what you call a problem?" Tank deadpanned.

Spyash had the right to look embarrassed. "S-shut up!" He coughed into his hand.

"Anyway, this is more like good news on my end. I have someone who could be interested in publishing a story of mine. The outside interference would be this: I'm planning on showing a story that was abandoned by me three years ago. It was called 'Legendary' and right now? I'm rewriting it. That was would be the bad news. So as a result, the progress on my other stories were interrupted."

"That is bad!" Dempsey exclaimed with a shocked expression. "And your rewriting it? Alone? With no help?"

"Yep" Tank looked sympathetically at the teenager. "But I'm getting my mum to have a look at it once the chapters are finished. Just to polish it up before I send it off."

"Good idea." Tank nodded his head in agreement. "Ok that's the reason, let's check what else we got?"

Dempsey and Spyash looked at the sheet of questions. "Ok here's one for you kid: 'Are you going to make a sequel for Nazi Zombies: Alternate?'. That was from an anonymous user called 'Jaffer' on fanfiction."

Spyash looked thoughtfully at the question for a moment. "That's a sensible question, but the answer is no. There will NOT be a sequel to Nazi Zombies: Alternate. You should look at Dumpaling's Magic comic on Deviantart' it's basically what happened after the story."

"Alright, you hear that readers? Spyash2 himself said there won't be sequel. Get used to it!"

"Tank..."

"Sorry."

Spyash2 shook his head amusingly. "Alright here's another question from Deviantart: 'Will you be writing other stories instead of Call of Duty?' Fucking bastard! Is he racist or something!?" Tank raged.

"That'll be the day!" Spyash laughed. "People being racist because they want to know if there's gonna be stories that don't involve Call of duty." Ignoring the spiteful words that came from Tank's foul mouth the Author continued, "Well I did say a while ago that I was working on my own story called 'Legendary', so yeah I'll be working on other stories. If I'm going to post them on Deviantart or Fanfiction? No. I can't. I can't on Fanfiction because Legendary doesn't even exist yet. And I can't post it on Deviantart because a story that shouldn't be seen would be revealed for all too see. Although I am not above looking for help."

"Alright, here's another one from Deviantart. 'What other stories would you want to work on if you had the chance?'. Huh, you know I kinda want to know that as well kid. What would you work on next?" Dempsey asked.

"Hmm... I would say a crossover between Nazi Zombies and Naruto. Simply for two reasons: One there are teleporters in Nazi Zombies where you travelled into the future, and then in Shangri-la you could travel into the past. In Naruto, there are many many possibilities. There are a lot of things that could bring the zombie gang into the Naruto-verse' a forbidden ninjutsu for example could bend time and space between two realities. The possibilities are endless really. The downside to this would be the research."

"Huh... Ninjas with badass techniques that are so unrealistic versus...well... Us really?"

"Meh, if that floats your boat Tank. Naruto has a lot of hot women in it, all of them could kick your ass without effort really because they can do things you can't."

"I resent that!"

"You'll resent anything that's more awesome than you."

Tank paused then sighed rather over-dramatically, "Point taken. But at least they don't have the awesomeness that are the perk-a-cola's!!"

Spyash pinched the bridge of his nose, "Ok, well there is one story out there that's a good Call Of Duty/Naruto crossover. It's called 'Black Powder', but it hasn't been updated in three years or something and there are two chapters to it."

"Huh, shame. That was a good story."

Spyash stared incredulously at Dempsey, "Your just saying that because you ended up sleeping with Kurenai in the second chapter!"

Dempsey grinned cunningly "As I said that was a good story."

Spyash shook his head in disbelief. "I came here to talk to my fans and instead we ended up talking about you sleeping with a Naruto character...."

The marine chuckled as he looked at the next question on the list. "Alright, here is one: 'Are you going to take long to post chapters in the future?' Don't really know who sent that one, the person never had a name. Prick."

"Basically yes. I will be talking longer to post chapters. I don't know how long though so I really don't have a clue." Spyash2 answered sorrowfully. Dempsey rolled his eyes thinking that he was being over dramatic about the whole thing.

"Alright! That's enough questions for today!" The author looked pleased with the announcement. "Actually I have one or two questions for ya kid."

Spyash2 looked at Dempsey with suspicion. "What's your real name, and, exactly how many Call of Duty crossover's with Naruto are there?"

Spyash2 grinned. "There are at least six crossover's with Naruto and Call Of Duty, Tank. Out of those six, only Black power is good. Even if it is unfinished. As for you're first question? It's Dominic."

Spyash2 now revealed as Dominic looked at the awed audience and gave them a mock salute, "The Author has left the building!" And promptly vanished with a snap of his fingers.

Dempsey stared at the spot where Dominic was and smiled. Despite all the things the kid had put him through he was a good lad. With a chuckle Dempsey stuffed the sheet of paper into his pocket and began to walk to a door. He stopped and pressed his forefinger on a switch, and gazed at the audience.

"It's been fun meeting you guys. But it's time for me to get back to the others. See ya." With a dazzling smile and a wink of his eye Tank pressed down on the switch. The room became almost pitch black.

"I'll see you all again soon. Hopefully." Tank laughed out loud when a thought came to him. "I wonder if Dominic knows that this kind of thing goes against the rules on Fanfiction?"

And with that the door finally closed.